Most Outrageous Christmas Home Decorations

Christmas is slowly creeping up on all of us. And we are pretty sure you have noticed especially since stores all over the world have begun playing Christmas carols since early October! The yuletide season also gives a lot of people the opportunity to dress up their homes with all kinds of whimsical decorations. From dazzling Christmas lights to cool ornaments, homeowners really put their best foot forward and give it their all to show everyone that ‘tees the season to be jolly!

However, the list below is the exact opposite of that. We have compiled some of the most outrageous decorating disasters that are so downright horrifying they make your mother in law’s handmade Christmas tree look gorgeous!

1) Pooh Bear XXX 
Well, this ornament basically ruins the beloved Disney character Winnie the Pooh for everyone — kids and adults alike.

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2) Human Santapede
Clearly a take after the 2009 horror flick “Human Centipede” which is about a deranged doctor who conjoins three victims anus-to-mouth-to-anus-to-mouth,  the human santapede is just a pun or a décor that should have never seen the light of day.

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3) Decaying Bin Laden Heads Decoration
If ever you wanted to get into the holiday spirit, it would be best if you stayed as far away from these abominations — decaying mummified heads of the alleged terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden, who was killed by a team of Navy SEALS on May 2, 2011.

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4) Reindeer Pooping
It is just so hard to believe that there is someone out there in need of a reindeer spreading its ass cheeks to reveal some poop décor for his or her Christmas tree.

5) Naked Santa
If a child or anyone for that matter gets to see Santa with just a mistletoe covering his junk, we’re afraid that he will not be getting any milk and cookies this Christmas, but rather, a very solid case of indecent exposure and some possible jail time.

6) A Terrifying Baby Ornament
We strongly feel that this is absolutely horrifying baby ornament did not come from some manger but rather, out of the abdomen of some poor soldier in the classic sci-fi movie Aliens that starred Sigourney Weaver.

7) Hanging Shadows
Here’s a nifty, pretty useful piece of advice for homeowners all over the world. Never ever, under any circumstances, let Tim Burton decorate your home for Christmas. Or else, you’ll get more of a Sixth Sense vibe than Home Alone.

8) Christmas Car Decoration
So you are now telling all your friends that you are now behind the wheels of a powerful six-horsepower automobile that would leave all of them in the dust if ever they dared to race you out on the freeway. The thing that you failed to tell them though, is that one of those horses is situated atop your car’s roof and not under the hood, and it is glowing.

9) You Waving the White Flag
When your neighbor does such a fabulous job of decorating their home with all these lavish lights and timely ornaments that you have no choice but to declare defeat but still want to do it without looking like a wimp
 

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